
Well here we are again,
Duke is playing at another top-10 team, aka the ACC schedule. I thought I'd give you an experience of what goes through my mind as I watch a Duke game.
Pre-game- I'm watching ESPN waiting on the game to start and every-time I see Steve Lavin I cannot help but stare at his hair. I mean how much gel does this guy use? Also, he needs to stop using cheesy tag-lines during game highlights. (Example- "There he is from deep, and tickles the twine!" He might as well just use "Boom goes the dynamite!" just as cheesy but at least there's some comedic value to it)
Yes! Mike Patrick is calling the game as the play-by-play announcer and Jay Bilas is doing the color commentary! I'm really happy that Dick Vitale is not calling this game, that guy bugs me.
19:32- Bilas points out that Scheyer is shooting 29% in ACC play....ouch!
16:38- Mike Patrick update, "Wake Forest is getting wacked by Miami." Well, that's discouraging, a team that just beat us is getting "wacked" by the team we're playing next.
14:23- Media timeout, so far Clemson has forced a couple Duke turnovers and are up 11-9. I hope this isn't another ugly, fight to come back (a la Wake Forest) type of game.
Does anyone else think that Vonage is really getting much business? I mean I'm sure there are some people out there who still use a land line but no one that I know. I just feel like they don't get much business.
14:23- Making his first appearance of the game, the 7-foot waste of space, Brian Zoubek!
11:23 -2nd media timeout, Duke has made a few more plays, only down 2, 15-13. Zoubek's been in for almost 2 whole minutes and hasn't fouled yet! This must be a personal record! (Can you tell I'm not a Brian Zoubek fan? I mean you're a 7-footer and average 6 points and 4 rebounds? If you aren't going to be a scoring threat at least rebound.)
11:01-close up of Oliver Purnell and his ORANGE blazer. Where do you even find an orange blazer?
10:31- Zoubek with his first foul. Shock.
10:20- Booker just had a huge dunk on Zoubek and Singler, no switching up top caused that dunk. Clemson- 19, Duke-15.
Commercial break- the classic "You just won the super bowl, Ben Roesthlisberger and Santanio Holmes, what are you going to do?"
- "We're going to disney world!"
Sportscenter Right Now update- there is evidence that Barry Bonds did steriods. No?! Really? Thank you Sportscenter Right Now for that breaking news.
7:30- Heather Cox is tonight's sideline reporter, makes me sad that Erin Andrews isn't there. For the record, I'm pretty sure I'd marry Erin Andrews in a heartbeat.
6:27- Game is final, Miami-79, Wake Forest-52. YIKES!
6:20- Another Duke turnover. These turnovers are killing us! Clemson hits a 3-pointer as a result, Clemson up 26-17.
5:06- If you go by the Clemson crowds reaction they have not fouled Duke yet this game. They are booing every foul called against them. Let it go people, at this point you have 1 more foul than Duke, the refs have been calling a tight game all night both sides.
4:22- Come on! 9th turnover by Duke, who averages 13 a game! The 1st half isn't even over yet.
3:50- Turnover #10, I just yelled at the TV.
2:00- Internet just froze, I have a slight freak out moment, but luckily it starts working again. Close call.
1:18- Clemson goal tends a Duke shot, no call. Clemson up 33-21. Duke is looking horrible.
:15.9- Clemson timeout. Minuets away from being mesmerized by Steve Lavin's hair.
Halftime. Duke down 33-21. Clemson looked good, Duke did not.
Interview time with Oliver Purnell. Either Heather Cox is really tall or Purnell is short because she was looking down at him during that interview.
Lavin just said "Scamper like a hampster." Wow.
Coke Zero commercials, some of the best on TV.
Edge shaving cream, some of the worst commercials on TV.
More Lavin-ism's- "Torching it up." "Bottoms of the net." "Kicks it back for the big man. Bottoms of the net."
For the 2nd half I have moved back into my room from the living room to watch it on our big TV.
19:45- Singer has 2 points and 3 turnovers. Not a good sign. Clemson bucket, Duke down 35-21.
18:37- Bad Call! Singler called for a blocking foul, Clemson player completes the and-1. Singler's 4th foul. My roommate laughs at me for yelling at the TV.
17:44- foul called on Lance Thomas, replay shows it's a jump ball. I yell once again.
17:03- Another Duke turnover, Henderson saves a dunk but is whistled for the foul. I get three facebook chat messages, two making fun of how Duke is playing, one is a fellow Duke fan (shout out- Jenna Bartsokas) sharing her frustration.
15:29- Henderson gets hacked, crowd boos. Duke down 17.
State Farm's LeBron playing for the Browns commercial airs, causing Browns fans in Cleveland to cry.
Matt Hasselback (seriously, the 40 year old, bald, washed up Seahawks QB) just did a commercial for EAS! Wow!
15:29- Duke has 13 turnovers and 10 field goals. Unbelievable.
14:45- My roommate and his girlfriend are talking about the universe and black holes. I feel like a black hole watching this game, Duke down 20, Paulus just got dunked on. ouch.
ESPN's bottom line just showed LeBron's stats vs the Knicks, 52, 10, 11! So in back to back games the Knicks have given up 61 points to Kobe and now a 52 point triple double to LeBron. Stinks to be a Knicks fan.
12:52- Zoubek has back to back good plays! A put back and then on the other end he took a charge.
12:43- Two Henderson free throws. Duke down 48-32. Still venting to whoever will listen.
11:41- Media Timeout. I can do nothing but hold my hands on my head. I'm annoyed. Down 21.
Ok, Pizza Hut, did you really go all the way to Italy to have Italians try your lasagna? I highly doubt that. In no way does that commercial convince me that Pizza Hut makes a quality lasagna.
10:45- My roommate conveniently points out that through 30 minutes of the game Duke is averaging just above a point a minute. Thanks MT.
Media timeout. Lead cut to 17. Teammates are sending text messages and facebook chat messages giving me a hard time about Duke. I'm taking the high road. No response.
9:05- Singler hits a 3. But not before stepping out of bounds. 15 turnovers. Almost cursed.
8:07- Booker gets another dunk, I yell in frustration subsequently scaring my suit mates' girlfriends dog.
6:30- Zoubek bails Clemson out with a stupid foul. Shooting free throws. Down 23.
4:47- Bilas comments on how there's going to be "some blood on the floor at Duke's next practice." Clemson now up 70-43. I'm embarrassed.
This may be the first and last time I do a running blog of a Duke game. Duke is getting their butts kicked.
Awkward Viagra commercial. If not for this blog I definitely would've turned the game off by now.
Oklahoma is struggling with Texas A&M, how would that be for a night? The #2, #3 and #6 teams potentially being upset.
1:57- Oglesby (little white dude who's hitting everything he's shooting) just missed his 2nd dunk. I had a nice little chuckle. Only good thing that's happened for me this half.
Let me just say, I would not want to be a player for them the next day at practice. It's going to be ugly.
ESPN shows the graphic about how it's been 11 years since Duke last lost by 20 points. Awesome.
0:00-Students rush the court. Clemson's first win vs Duke since 1997. I'm mad. Already looking forward for the game vs them at Cameron.
Next up for Duke doesn't get any easier as we have to play a Miami team that just throttled Wake Forest by 27. Needless to say I won't be doing a running blog of that game.